DEAR DARLING
MY IMPATIENT HEART AFFECTIONATELY LUSTS AFTER YOUR LIKING.
YOU ARE MY WISTFUL ADORATION. MY ARDOUR FERVENTLY PINES FOR
YOUR LOVABLE INFATUATION. MY FOND HEART FONDLY LIKES YOUR
BEAUTIFUL FANCY. MY LONGING IS WEDDED TO YOUR EROTIC SYMPATHY.
YOURS WINNINGLY
MUC